Originally posted July 30/2007 on "Allison Wonderland"
My mom sent me this the other day, and I almost fell over laughing. I hope you like it, too!
The Funeral
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge
heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled
inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the
beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When
all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking
of my own funeral.........I'm a gynecologist."
The proctologist fainted.
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