Originally posted April 17/2007 on "Allison Wonderland"
If you should happen to, say, leave a whole bunch of photos in a photo box, and then leave that photo box in a cupboard that's beside a heater, and the photos curl up (a lot), here's what you do:
Find your home's copy of The New Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding by Arnold Schwarzenegger. You DO have a copy, don't you? Good. Place the pictures between the pages, spacing them out as you see fit. Put the book back on the shelf, and the pictures will flatten out within a week; this is due to a combination of pressure from the book and the fear that Arnold strikes into the hearts of the pictures everywhere. Arnold speaks, photographs obey. It's a law of nature.
And yes, I know this from experience. You can quote me on it.
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