Friday, February 5, 2010

Newfinese

Originally posted July 5/2007 on "Allison Wonderland"


For those who are planning a visit to Newfoundland in the near future (you know who you are), here are a few words you'll be hearing, with their Newfinese definitions.

Haiti- a number between 79 and haiti-one

harm- what comes out of your shoulder and ends in your...

and- at the end of your harm

art- what breaks when your boyfriend dumps you

heart- what hangs on your wall

anger- a device used for hanging clothes

yiis- affirmative

Lard- the official title of Jesus Christ

Bert- what a midwife attends

Mutter- the woman who gave you Bert


... that's all for today. Study hard. I mean... study ard.

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