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Originally posted January 7/2007 on "Allison Wonderland"


Hey, I almost forgot to tell you- I totally thought for a minute that Jesus was shopping at my store last night. Seriously, the guy had the long hair, the beard... everything you see in the presumably inaccurate paintings of white (ie- non-middle eastern) Jesus. Yeah, he was shopping for bell-bottoms.

But I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't leave 4 pairs of pants behind for me to clean up when he left the fitting rooms.


There are crows in my back yead. A whole bunch of them. Know what a group of crows is called? A murder. There's a murder in my back yard.


I need to go to bed...