It's been over a year since my dear friends K & H came to visit us. They put up with sleeping in an alrernately cool-but-damp/ hot-as-heck-but-dry room (Simon's) and getting hauled around town squished in beside a huge car seat, but it was good times.
I just found the little notebook where we wrote down the funny things that we said while they were here. Not ALL of them- that would have been exhausting. But the stuff we actually remembered to write down. I never would've remembered if we hadn't- and now I'm laughing my arse off, out loud, reading them. Simon has no idea what I'm laughing at, and he looks quite concerned.
In the interest of sharing the hilarity, as well as having this stuff somewhere that's less likely to get lost than that notebook is, I'm posting the funnies here. You probably had to be there for most of it- sorry if you weren't. For those of us who were- enjoy.
"I'm already crying with tears!"
"I'm already dying with... death." (Kim and me)
"Basket of aaaapplllles... Amen!" (Kim)
"I've never had Fun" (me, referring to Jones Soda flavour)"Is it wrong that I just put him to bed with a block on his head?" (me)
"That's all we had. Balls and meat. I mean, bread." (Kim)
"I think lesbians are kind of one way or the other; they're either vegetariansor they only eat red meat... ... ... eeeew!" (Hayley)
"Kim, can you cut me up an apple and NOT eat any?" (Hayley)
"I love life at sea!" (Kim, 5 minutes after leaving the wharf)
"Kim, you have mascara under your eyes."
"Oh, well- that's life at sea!"
"OH MY GOD! IT'S A WHALE! A WHALE! Oh... nope, that's a bird." (Kim)
"Aww- now it smells like Hawiian Ginger and fart." (Kim)
"Back off! Back off! Minr your business! Mind your business!" (Hayley)
"Charlie, I'm so glad you love me even though I'm not so good with your species." (Kim)
"Grande Ejacu-Latte" (Hayley)
"Stupid red car... I mean, orange truck." (Kim)
"Usually I'm really flat... when I'm singing." (me)
"Stop flailing, retard!" (Hayley)
"And when I say right, I mean wrong" (me)
"And by cave, I mean rock" (Kim)
"After we eat, can you ty to do me? Some braids?" (Kim)
"Guys, sometimes I just... (long pause)... lose my train of thought." (Kim)
I miss you peoples!
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