And once again, I have had many things to write about over the last 5 days; I just haven't done it. I don't know what's going on with me- normally I can't shut up. And I do try.
But I have to tell you guys something funny. OK, some of you already know. A few days ago, a one J. Morgan observed that Amy Winehouse looks like a camel. And you know what? She really kind of does.
It's nothing against her; lots of people look like animals. I was once watching a dog show on TV, and I thought the Old English Sheepdog bore a striking resmblance to David Suzuki. And I saw a Boxer at the park that looked EXACTLY like Samuel L. Jackson. It was actually frightening.
But "she looks like a camel"? That's just hilarity right there. I knew she looked familiar. I think her charming husband is trying to become more like her- did anyone see the picture of him shooting a snot-rocket out of his nose (where else?) into the sidewalk? Just like camel spit. If you didn't see the picture, you're obviously better than I am at resisting the pull of celebrity gossip magazines. Don't go looking for it.
Looking like a camel's not so bad. At least she's not (yet) associated, as so many famous young women are, with a certain part of a camel's anatomy... when they can be bothered to wear underpants at all. Sometimes, the pants are just too tight. *shudder!*
I wonder if she'd do cigarette ads?
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