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Thursday, February 4, 2010
Hot Mama
Originally posted May 1/2006 on "My Haikus That You Can Use"
My hair is a mess,
and I have drool on my pants.
Come kiss me, Sweetie!
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Mrs. Embers
I'm a 29 year-old mother of two, madly in love with my husband of eight years. We have 2 mouthy cats and aquickly-growing puppy, huge debts from school, and a loving family that mostly lives far, far away. Thank God we also have a sense of humour!
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